Very O/T
OJ, I thought that you would appreciate this one -- got it yesterday and I thought that it was cute; sorry about the caps - it was how I got it!
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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL
GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,"HONEY, COULD
YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN
FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW"
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY. "FIX THE
LIGHT? NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E.
LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK
SO."
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT
WON'T CLOSE RIGHT." TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX
THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
"FINE," SHE SAYS "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST
FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT
TO BREAK."
"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT
TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I
HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I
DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M
GOING TO THE BAR!!!"
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE HOURS.
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE
TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND
HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE
NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE
ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS
WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
'HONEY,HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE
AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED
ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE
OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO
DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A
CAKE."
HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE
HIM?" SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO........ DO YOU SEE
BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" |
