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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Kevin Hamlin who wrote (13463)2/17/2000 11:19:00 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Open Heart Surgery:
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the
engine of a motorcycle when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.
Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service
manager to come take a look at his Ducati. Morris shouted across the
garage, "Hey DeBakey! Is dat you? Come on ova' here a minute." The famous
surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was
working on the bike. Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and
asked argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work. I also
open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I
finish dis baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get da big bucks,
when you an' me is doing basically da same work?" Dr. DeBakey leaned over
and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic.
"Try doing it with the engine running.
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