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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Carragher who wrote (13464)2/17/2000 1:09:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
JOKE OF THE DAY: Indications Your Family May be Dysfunctional. (Let's put the "fun" back in dysFUNctional)
1 New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.

2 Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.

3 Your mother and your preteen sister always fighting over
the last beer.

4 In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.

5 Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.

6 Holidays are usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking
a toaster around the house.

7 Family discussions usually begin with, "Put down the gun."

8 Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage
from Penthouse Forum.

9 Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.

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