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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13453)	2/19/2000 12:54:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) of 62549

You Might Be From A Small Town If......... 1. You can name everyone you graduated with. 2. You know what 4-H is. 3. You went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road 4. You used to drag "main." 5. You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour. 6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't-same goes with the game warden 7. You went cow-tipping or snipe hunting 8. School gets canceled for state events. 9. You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they'd tell your parents anyhow). 10. When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them. 11. You were in the Homecoming parade. 12. You have gone home for Homecoming. 13. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town. 14. You had senior skip day. 15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation. 16. You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east to the Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field). 17. The golf course had only 9 holes 18. You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend 19. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason 20. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird 21. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town 22. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise 23. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people" 24. The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the trend two years later 25. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday 26. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store 28. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town 29. Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger 30. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference 31. The city council meets at the coffee shop 32. Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday 33. You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis 34. Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart 35. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests 36. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride 37. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names 38. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents 39. You can charge at all the local stores and bars 40. The closest McDonald's is 20 miles away 41. So is the closest mall 42. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.

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