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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13489)2/19/2000 5:36:00 PM
From: Goalie  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
EMOTICONS...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes
these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how
about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
. oo*" "*o.oo*" "*o.
. o" 'o" "o
.o o *o
.o o 'o
o oo. o
o oo. o
o oo o
o \o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o\ o
o o o
"o o o
o'" o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
"o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo"o
o. """""" oo """"" .o
'o oo o'
*o oo o
'o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o

You have been e-mooned!
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