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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13489)2/19/2000 10:07:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Oldie / Goodie
Alligator Shoes


Sam and Golda are in their 80's and Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchases them and comes home, asking Golda, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants. What's different?"

Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, just wearing the new shoes. Again, "So, Golda, do you notice anything different?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down tomorrow."

Angrily Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? "Cause it's looking at my new shoes!!!!!"
Golda replies, "So you shoulda bought a hat."
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