Another Good Oldie ;;;
Sadie had lost her husband almost four years ago and had still not gotten out
of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter
constantly called her, urging her to get back out into the world. Finally,
Sadie told her that she would go out, but she didn't know anyone. Her
daughter immediately replied, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Sadie and the man her daughter introduced her to hit it off immediately. They
took to one another, and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him
for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she
undressed as he did. There she stood, nude except for a pair of black
panties, and he was in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asked, "Why the
black panties?" She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting
lucky that night, so they both just go to sleep. The following night, the
same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in
his birthday suit, but with an erection, and on his penis he has a black
condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my condolence. |
