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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tomato who wrote (13537)2/23/2000 1:29:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Mr. Schwartz is in an accident and his penis is chopped off.
He's rushed to the hospital where the doctor examines him,
and after careful diagnosis tells him:
"Mr. Schwartz, I can replace your penis with a small size transplant
for $10,000, a medium size for $15,000, or an extra-large size for
$30,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time. Talk it over
with Mrs. Schwartz. You can phone her from here."

Later, when the doctor comes back into the room he finds
his dejected patient staring sadly at the floor. The doctor asks:
"What did you and your wife decide, Mr. Schwartz?"

Schwartz replies "She'd rather have a new kitchen."
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