How Many Big Ten Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
>At Michigan, it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain
>how they did it every bit as well as an ivy league school.
>At Northwestern, it takes four. One to change the bulb, two to place bets
on
>how long it will take, and one to run the book.
>At Michigan State, it takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three to
>figure out how to get high from it.
>At Ohio State, it takes five. One to change it, two to talk about how Woody
>would have done it, and two to throw the old bulb at Michigan students.
>At Wisconsin, it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, and
two
>to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
>At Illinois, it takes seven, and each one gets four semester credit hours
>for it.
>At Indiana, it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how
>much brighter it burns during basketball season.
>At Minnesota, it takes twelve. Two to figure out how to screw it in, and
ten
>to find a lampshade ugly enough to match the school colors.
>At Penn State, it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they
did
>it better than the rest of the Big Ten, and 50 to realize it's all a lie.
>At Purdue, it takes 29,000. What else are they going to do on a Saturday
>night?
>At Iowa, it takes none. There is no electricity in Iowa. |
