A long time ago, Julius Caesar declared, "Veni, vidi, vici." "I came, I saw, I conquered." His words echoed throughout two millennia.
Until one day...
Monica Lewinsky gushed, "Orgasmus, slidici, incontinare." "He came, I slipped, it dribbled."
Linda Tripp hissed, "Verboso, memorex, serpentus." "She told, I taped, I blabbed."
Kenneth Starr cheered, "Gerministi! Homonisti! Felonisti!" "It matched! It's HIS! I GOT him!"
And Bill Clinton sobbed, "Perjuratum, erratis, manuro". "I lied - I mean - I didn't." |
