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To: The Philosopher who wrote (13636)	2/29/2000 1:02:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) of 62576

I'm sure you've seen this before. Here it is again: This is TOO COOL!!!! 30 second quiz-a must!! Don't jump to the answer, just scroll down. Take this test mentally, don't write down your answers, and don't shout them out. 1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> 9. But remember... > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> There are no ORANGE KANGAROOS in DENMARK.

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