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To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (13648)	3/2/2000 12:25:00 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) of 62565

Excerpts from resumes and cover letter; jewels from job applications I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions. It's best for employers that I not work with people. I was working for my mom until she decided to move. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades. Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No Commitments. My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job. Marital status: often. Children: various. Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 a.m. every morning. Could not work under those conditions. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers

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