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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (13535)3/2/2000 6:12:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
>> Rapid fire redneck jokes....commence firing!!
>>
>> Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate to his beloved widow?
>> She can't touch it till she's fourteen
>>
>> What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
>> The good ol' boy raises livestock.
>> The redneck gets emotionally involved.
>>
>> What's the most popular pick up line in Alabama?
>> Nice tooth!
>>
>> How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the front desk says "go ahead."
>>
>> How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
>> There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck
>>
>> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
>> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
>>
>> What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
>> A documentary.
>>
>> How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
>> Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
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