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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13671)3/3/2000 10:26:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Remembering the Quips of Groucho Marx...

** Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

** Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

** Room service? Send up a larger room.

** Those are my principles. If you don't like them,
I have others.

** He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
don't let that fool you... He really is an idiot.

** I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad
to make an exception.

** A child of five could understand this.
Fetch me a child of five.

** From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down
I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

** You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

** You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll
bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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