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To: Edwarda who wrote (13659)	3/4/2000 9:36:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (4) of 62548

The first Jewish woman is elected president. She calls her mother: "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony." "I don't know, what would I wear?' "Don't worry, I'll send you a wonderful dressmaker." "But how will I get there?" "I'll send you an airplane." "But it's such a schlep to the airport." "Mama, I'll send you a limousine to take you to the airport." "And what will I do when I get to Washington?' "There'll be a helicopter waiting. And after the ceremony you'll come with me to a lovely party." "But you know I only eat Kosher." "I'll be sure the food for you is Kosher. Just come Mama." "Okay, okay, if it makes you happy." The great day comes and Mama, beautifully dressed, is seated between two Supreme Court Justices. She nudges the gentleman on her right and says, "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible....her brother's a doctor!"

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