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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13675)3/5/2000 3:45:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at
passing cars to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is
Especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're
doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom."

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
chair dancing.

Put your trashcan on your desk and label it "IN".

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc.,
In the break room. When people complain that there was nothing
there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster
than
that".

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think".

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights
up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that
way.

Don't use any punctuation.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are.

Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party
because
you're not in the mood.

AnD tHe FiNaL WaY tO aNnOy PeOple:

Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it
to
you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.
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