>LITTLE LOVE
>
>Tips on love. All questions were answered by kids age
>5 to 10.
>
>WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to
>work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving
>each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
>
>"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
>me a wife." (Tom, 5)
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
>and that usually gets them interested enough to go
>for a second date." (Mike, 9)
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough
>bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause
>she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
>
>"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big
>embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody
>sees you, I might be willing to try it with a
>handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
>
>THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR
>MARRIED?
>
>"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
>Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette,
>9)
>
>"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.
>I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
>(Kenny, 7)
>
>CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR
>PEOPLE:
>
>"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has
>something to do with how you smell. That's why
>perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
>
>"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
>something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so
>painful." (Harlen, 8)
>
>ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
>
>"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your
>life." (Roger, 9)
>
>"If falling in love is anything like learning how to
>spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
>(Leo, 7)
>
>ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:
>
>"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't
>already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be
>beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
>
>"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm
>handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to
>marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
>
>"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a
>long time." (Christine, 9)
>
>CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
>
>"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off
>because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
>
>CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
>
>"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen
>when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
>
>"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide
>from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I
>was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
>
>"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding
>fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
>
>THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
>
>"One of you should know how to write a check. Because
>even if you have tons of love, there is still going
>to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
>
>SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH
>YOU:
>
>"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy
>stores." (Del, 6)
>
>"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers.
>You might get attention, but attention ain't the same
>thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
>
>"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure
>it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually
>work for me." (Bart, 9)
>
>HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A
>RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
>
>"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how
>you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)
>
>"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their
>food will get cold. Other people care more about the
>food." (Brad, 8)
>
>"It's love if they order one of those desserts that
>are on fire. They like to order those because it's
>just like how their hearts are on fire." (Christine,
>9)
>
>WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE
>YOU"
>
>"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him.
>But I hope he showers at least once a day."
>(Michelle, 9)
>
>HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
>
>"You learn it right on the spot when the gushy
>feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)
>
>"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin,
>9)
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber
>all over you ? that's why I stopped doing it." (Jean,
>10)
>
>HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
>
>"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to
>work." (Tom, 7)
>
>"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget
>that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8) |
