A small Wild Animal Park in Lancaster, California
> > had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
> > Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny,
> > and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park
> > veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
> > was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no
> > male gorillas of the species available.
> >
> > While reflecting on their problem, the park
> > administrators noticed Ed, a part time redneck intern,
> > responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most
> > rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
> > ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So,
> > the park administrators thought they might have a
> > solution. Ed was approached with a proposition; would
> > he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500.
> >
> > Ed showed some interest, but said he would have
> > to think the matter over carefully. The following
> > day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but
> > only under three conditions. "First", he said. "I
> > don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly," he
> > continued, "you must never tell anyone about this." The
> > park administration quickly agreed to these
> > conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well,"
> > said Ed, "you've gotta give me another week to come
> up with the five hundred bucks." |
