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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13723)3/8/2000 12:34:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62555
 
Something Got Lost in the Translation...

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning: keep out of children

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
- Why not try tossing over your favorite
breakfast cereal?

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet; eat nuts.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
- Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Do not Iron clothes on body

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down.
(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
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