The Last Thing Any Guy Would Ever Say
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> 1.I think Barry Manilow is one cool SOB.
> 2.While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
> 3.Hey, watermelon bathroom air freshener pot-pourri. Let's get some!
> 4.Sometimes I just want to be held.
> 5.We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold
> your purse.
> 6.Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally McBeal.
> 7.I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.
> 8.Hey, look, there's a wool and fabric shop! Let's go buy something.
> 9.What happened to my old Nancy Drew books?
> 10.I love jogging dear, but I can't keep up with you. You go on ahead.
> 11.This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it.
> 12.Damn, too bad this car isn't a four cylinder.
> 13.My butt's too big... don't lie, it's true. My butt's too big.
> 14.It's OK, I'll sleep in the wet spot.
> 15.No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
> 16.I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
> 17.Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
> 18.I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open
> when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
> 19.No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
> 20.I understand.
> 21.This movie has too much nudity.
> 22.Damn, we're late for church!
> 23.Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> 24.Slow down, you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last. |
