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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Carragher who wrote (13731)3/9/2000 8:18:00 AM
From: Archangel  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Heard another take on this one:

A Magic Lamp
A guy was walking along the beach one day and came across a lamp. He picked
it up, rubbed it, and a genie popped out.
The genie told him he would grant him three wishes.
"First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars."
POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance.
"Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes."
POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him.
"Third"...I would like my male member big enough to touch the ground!!!...POOF!...His legs were amputated mid thigh!!
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