A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle
laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish,
anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like
drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka
whenever I want, so make me piss vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a
glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and
it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like
vodka.
So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The
Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes
running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the
cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha
is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has
ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses.
The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until
the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife,
"Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." His
wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The
Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks
him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and
says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle." |
