A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the
night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together.
In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he
did not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the
payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount
of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment,
I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you
expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame
the landlord. |
