Out of the mouths of babes!
> > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> > > "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> > > Like if you like sports, she should like it that you
> > > like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
> > > coming." Alan, age 10
> > >
> > > "No person really decides before they grow up who
> > > they're going to marry. God decides it all way
> > > before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
> > > with." Kirsten, age 10
> > >
> > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > > "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
> > > person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10
> > >
> > > "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
> > > fool to get married." Freddie, age 6
> > >
> > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > > "Married people usually look happy to talk to other
> > > people." Eddie, 6
> > >
> > > "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
> > > to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8
> > >
> > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> > > "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8
> > >
> > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> > > "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
> > > to get to know each other. Even boys have something to
> > > say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8.
> > >
> > > "On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
> > > and that usually gets them interested enough to go for
> > > a second date." Martin, age 10
> > >
> > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> > > SOUR?
> > > "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
> > > all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
> > > in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9
> > >
> > > WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > > "When they're rich." Pam, age 7
> > >
> > > "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> > want to mess with that." Curt, age 7
> > >
> > > "The rule goes like this if you kiss someone, then you
> > > should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
> > > right thing to do." Howard, age 8
> > >
> > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> > > "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
> > > thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I
> > > don't want to be all grossed out." Theodore, age 8
> > >
> > > "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
> > > Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, 9
> > >
> > > "Single is better, for the simple reason that I
> > > wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I
> > > did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have
> > > her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
> > > Kirsten, age 10
> > >
> > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
> > > MARRIED?
> > > "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> > > wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8
> > >
> > > "You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come
> > > chasing after us just the same as they do now."
> > > Roberta, age 7
> > >
> > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > > "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a
> > > lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red
> > > and maybe has diamonds on it." Lori, age 8
> > >
> > > "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
> > > looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10 >> |
