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To: Edwarda who wrote (13835)3/20/2000 12:57:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control
methods for men.

Baby sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered "Macho".

Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would
increase by 40 pounds.

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.

Men would not be allowed to eat gas producing foods within two hours of
bedtime.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none
of the credit.

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".

Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.

Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.

Men would sit around and wonder what their women are thinking.

Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flushes.

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on
their wives hand and foot.

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year-old for
six weeks.

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings
in their pockets.
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