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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Edwarda who wrote (13833)3/21/2000 7:46:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (4) of 62550
 
AN ACCIDENT AT THE BREWERY:

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin'
to tell ya."
"Of course, you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's
my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident
down at the Guiness Brewery."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looks up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and
drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least
go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda, no."
"No?!"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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