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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13860)3/21/2000 10:04:00 AM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (2) of 62556
 
> 1.When a guy says, "I'm going fishing"...
> this really means: "I'm going to drink myself
> dangerously stupid and stand by a stream
> with a stick in my hand while the fish swim
> by in complete safety.
>
> 2.When a guy says, "It's a guy thing" ..
> He really means: "There is no rational thought
> pattern connected with it, and you have no
> chance at all of making it logical.
>
> 3.When a guy asks: "Can I help with dinner" -
> what he really means is:
> "How come the dinner isn't already on the table?"
>
> 4.When a guy says, "Yes dear" -
> What he really means is absolutely nothing.
> It's a conditioned response.
>
> 5.When a man states: "It takes too long to explain." -
> What he really means is: "I have no idea how it works."
>
> 6.When a guy says: "Take a break honey, you're
> working too hard." ...What he really means is:
> "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
>
> 7.When a man states: "This is women's work." ...
> What he really means is:
> "This work is dirty, difficult and thankless."
>
> 8.When a guy says: "I was just thinking about
> and got you these roses." ... What he really means is:
> "The girl selling them was a real babe."
>
> 9.When a guy says: "I was listening to you, it's just
> that I've got things on my mind" ...
> What he really means is: "I was wondering if that
> blonde over there is wearing a bra."
>
> And finally...
>
> 10.When a man says, "I'm not lost. I know exactly
> where we are. "What he really means is :
> "No one will ever see us alive again
>
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