These (supposedly) true stories come from someone who works on a cruise
ship:
A lady asked, "Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?"
Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the
elevator door. When asked if they needed assistance, one asked, "How are we
going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for our floor?"
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed
down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red-faced. When
asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk.
"We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out
the window is a parking lot!"
There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are
called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you
like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "It looks like it
might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
A woman sitting by the pool asked, "Do they fill the pool with fresh water
or sea water?" The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh," came the
reply, "that explains why it's so rough today."
Someone-always a man-can be counted on to ask, "does the ship run on
generators?" The cruise director usually tells them, "No, we just have a
very long power line running to the mainland."
... and finally, this classic question:
"What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt? |
