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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Carragher who wrote (13925)3/26/2000 9:13:00 AM
From: Herc  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A panda goes into a bar, orders, has his meal, pulls out a gun and kills the waitress, and then walks out. The bartender runs out and catches up to him and asked, "Hey, panda, why did you kill my waitress?"

The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up."

So the bartender goes inside and gets out his dictionary and looks up the definition of panda, "A large mammal native to China who eats shoots and leaves."

P.S. I scored a 6 on the serial killer test.
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