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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Dwight E. Karlsen who wrote (1815)5/5/1997 12:09:00 AM
From: Rick Slemmer   of 62567
 
Title: Immigrants and Hot Dogs (Joke 021B)

Two immigrants arrived in America. On their first day off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the street. "Do they eat dogs in America?" one asked the other.

"I dunno."

"Well, we're going to live here, so we might as well learn to do as they do." So they each bought a hot dog wrapped up in wax paper and sat down to eat them on a nearby park bench. One immigrant looked inside his wax paper, then over at the other and asked, "What part did you get?"

RS

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