Hope this isnt a repeat:
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam) when a
Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the
Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to America." The Canadian has a smirk on
his face. The American listens in silence. The Canadian persists: "Do you
eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In
Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,
and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell
the jam to America."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Canada." |
