This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in
front of the gorilla's enclosure, the wind gusted and he got
some grit in his eye.
As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the
gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy
senseless.
When the guy came to, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over
him, and as soon as he was able to talk, he explained what had
happened.
The zookeeper nodded and explained that in 'gorilla language',
pulling down your eyelid means "Fuck you".
This didn't make the gorilla's victim feel any better and he
vowed revenge.
The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two
party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his
pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage,
into which he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.
Knowing that the big apes were natural mimics, he put on a
party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and
put it on.
Next he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked
up his horn and did the same.
Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of
his pants, and sliced it neatly in two.
The gorilla looked at the knife in his cage, looked down at
his own pecker, and he...
...pulled down his eyelid. |
