Montezuma's Other Revenge
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I'm from Chicago, so you can probably understand when I say that a warm weekend getaway is almost a necessity for us in the winter. One year, my buddy and I decided to head down to Cancun for a little R&R. We strategically planned the trip for the same week that that his girlfriend was going on vacation with her family so we wouldn't have to ask her to come along.
To make a long story short, one night we went out to a big nightclub where we met a bunch of hot girls. We danced with them all night and got friendly pretty fast, if you know what I mean. As I looked over and saw my buddy making out with one of the girls, I shook my head and had to look again. Here we are in Cancun, a good 1400 miles away from home, and his girlfriend is standing right behind him!
It was never considered in the realm of possibilities that she would be there, but it turns out that her family decided on Cancun as well. Of all the vacation spots, of all the bars, of all the places in this gigantic bar, my buddy kisses a girl with his girlfriend right next to him.
I spent the rest of the trip consoling him. We had no fun at all.
Is a guy ever safe??? |
