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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: CO who wrote (14236)5/2/2000 10:58:00 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (2) of 62562
 
Sign Language
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened
up next door and posted a huge sign which read:
BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading:
LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of
all over his own shop It read:
MAIN ENTRANCE
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