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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Scarecrow who wrote (14270)5/4/2000 3:24:00 PM
From: Tony McFadden  Read Replies (2) of 62562
 
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini.
When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron
asks, "How much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."


--or--

An atom walked out of a bar with his friend, then stopped and exclaimed "I forgot my electrons in there!"

His friend asked, "Are you sure?"

And he replied, "I'm positive."
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