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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (14310)5/7/2000 10:14:00 AM
From: Edwarda   of 62558
 
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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

If you think there is good in everybody, then you obviously haven't met everybody.

All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes?

Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Gun Control: Use both hands.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand,times more memory!

If a thing is worth doing, wouldn't it have been done already?

If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime
commitment for a pig.
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