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Father Donnegan walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "That I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then Donnegan asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Sure and I do, Father," was the man's earnest reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Donnegan walked up to O'Malley and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Malley said, "Why no, Father, I don't."
The incredulous priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Malley said, "Oh, when I die, yes, that's another matter altogether. I thought you were getting up a group to go right now." |
