We've Got It All!
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In trying to make her point, she said that no one had everything they wanted.
At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class.
She tried to ignore him, but little Sammy started calling,"Miss Jones, Miss Jones!" with his arm going up and down.
"Yes, Sammy, what is it?" she asked, trying to remain calm.
Little Sammy stood up and proclaimed to the class, "At our house, we have everything."
"Now Sammy, don't be silly," the teacher replied, "not even the richest man has everything."
"We do," he answered, "My daddy said so the other day."
"Now, why would your Daddy say such a thing?" she asked.
"Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead boyfriend, and told poppa she was pregnant. That's when my dad said "God, that's all we needed." |
