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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: The Rabbit who wrote (14729)5/26/2000 6:09:00 PM
From: Jurgis Bekepuris  Read Replies (1) of 62566
 
Guys, guys, let's not gang up on poor innocent women.
We have to respect their feelings, you know...
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The self-satisfied Don Juan sergeant Woof had just
finished his macho-enhancing tricep workout when
he noticed voluptous Rebecca heading for the shower
room in her indigo tights and magenta tank-top.
'Oh, baby!' - the testosterone rush dragged Woof
directly into the splendors of feminine beauty. -
'My place or your place?'

'Excuse me?'

'Err, for dinner?'

'Dinner? Ah yes, of course. Delighted to.'

Woof could not believe his ears. Easy victory again.
And such a catch, a terrific boast for the whole
squadron. Forget the stupid candlelight dinner.
He already imagined Rebecca in his arms,
succumbing to his masculine charm and yearning for
his touch. He recovered from the fantasy
only in his smoke and trash filled room, with his lips
just an inch away from Rebecca's. Finally she's his!

'Sorry, honey, let's respect our feelings and be
friends...' - said she plunging an italian styletto
straight into his heart.
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1:0 for women...

Jurgis
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