"Doc" says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?", asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have
it done", replies Arthur.
"But have you thought it through properly?", asks the doctor, "It's a very
serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change
your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind - either you book
me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Arthur has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading
towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there", says Arthur, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation
as me."
"Well", said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I
would like to be circumcised."
Arthur stared at him in horror. "Damn, THAT'S the word!!!" |
