A guy has been stranded on a deserted island all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not
a ship," he thinks to himself. And, as the speck gets closer and
closer,
he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, or even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous
voluptuous
blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy
and
asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket
on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He
takes
one,
lights it, and takes a drag, and says, "Man, oh man!" Is that ever
good!"
She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of
bourbon?"
Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!". She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it
to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely
fantastic!"
Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how
long
has it been since you've played around?"
The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh Sweet Lord God!" Don't
tell me
you've got golf clubs in there!" |
