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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: MrsNose who wrote (14828)6/1/2000 9:01:00 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
> Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and
> the devil decides to pay a visit.
>
> The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with
> the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run
> outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Pastor,
> the other is an elderly farmer.
>
> Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says,
> "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in
> your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you
> aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the farmer), why
> didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"
>
> The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why,
> I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to
> your sister for 36 years!"
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