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To: High Grader who wrote (14850)	6/4/2000 3:21:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (2) of 62549

Bennet had a pet dog that he loved for 12 years. The dog died, and a heart broken Bennet went to the Rabbi and asked, "Rebbe, my dog is dead. Could you please offer a prayer for this faithful creature ? " The Rebbe replied, "No, we cannot hold services for an animal in our synagogue, but nearby there is a new temple that opened, and no telling what they believe, maybe they can hold services for an animal." Bennet said, "So I'll go see them now. Do you think $10,000 is enough to donate for the service ? " The Rebbe replied, " So why didn't you tell me the dog was Orthodox ?

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