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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (14855)6/5/2000 2:33:00 AM
From: Canuck Dave  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
Three nuns are instantly killed in a terrible car accident.

They appear at the pearly gates only to be informed by St. Peter that there are new regulations in place. Even those who have lived a pure and exemplary life must now answer a skill testing question to gain admittance to paradise.

Sister Agatha, being the boldest, finally steps forward to receive her question.

"Who was the first man on earth?"

"Why that's easy", she says, "It was Adam."

"Right you are", says St Peter. "Enter Heaven." Sister Bertha, now emboldened steps forward."

"Who was the first woman on earth?"

"Why, Eve."

"Of course. Right again. Off you go."

Sister Clara, now relaxed, steps forward for her question.

"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

Sister Clara is alarmed. She hasn't a clue. "Oooohhh, that's a hard one!", she says.

"That is correct!!! Off to heaven you go."

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