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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Carol Putnam who wrote (14872)6/6/2000 11:36:00 AM
From: Guardian  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
> A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
>
> Grant me the serenity to accept
> the things I cannot change,
> the courage to change
> the things I cannot accept,
> the wisdom to hide the bodies
> of people I had to kill today
> because they pissed me off.
>
> Help me to be careful of the toes
> I step on today,
> They may be connected to the ass
> I have to kiss tomorrow.
>
> Help me to always give 100% at work...
> 12% on Monday,
> 23% on Tuesday,
> 40% on Wednesday,
> 20% on Thursday,
> 5% on Fridays.
>
> Help me to remember that...
> When I'm having a really bad day, and
> it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
> that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
> and only 4 to extend the middle finger
> and tell them to bite me.
>
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