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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (14875)6/6/2000 4:37:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death
notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.

Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, ?You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.?
Replied the widow, ?Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he really was.?
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