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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (14851)6/7/2000 8:48:00 PM
From: Edwarda2 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
> > > > A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
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> > > > > On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
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> > > > > gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How
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> > > > > can that be if you've been married ten times?"
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> > > > > "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling
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> > > > > me how great it was going to be.
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> > > > > Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
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> > > > > how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and
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> > > > > get back to me.
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> > > > > Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked
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> > > > > out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
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> > > > > Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
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> > > > > order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
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> > > > > Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process
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> > > > > but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
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> > > > > state-of-the-art method.
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> > > > > Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he
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> > > > > knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
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> > > > > Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product,
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> > > > > he was never sure how to position it.
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> > > > > Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
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> > > > > Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
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> > > > > Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God,
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> > > > > I miss him!
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> > > > > ...But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
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> > > > > "Good," said the lawyer, "but, why?"
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> > > > > "Duh; you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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