Might be a repeat !
Two Priests in Hawaii
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and
decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they
headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed
in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink,
the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a
tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
stare.
When she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father, good
morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize
them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
outfits---these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw
them-and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this
time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses,
because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.)
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually, "Good morning
Father, good morning Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady.
Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the
world did you know we are priests?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Veronica!" |
