>Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the
stick
> pig,
> > > >and the brick pig.
> > > >
> > > >One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house
and
said,
> > >"I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down."
> > > >
> > > > And he did!
> > > >
> > > >So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house
and
said
> "Let
> > > >me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!" So the
stick
pig
> let
> > the
> > > >straw pig in.
> > > >
> > > >Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff
and
blow
> > your house down!"
> > > >
> > > >And he did!
> > > >
> > > >The straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the
brick
pig's
> > >house and said "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses
and
we're
> > > >scared!!!"
> > > >So the brick pig let them in.
> > > >
> > > >The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and
puff
and
> blow
> > your house down." While he was huffing and puffing, the straw
pig
and
> the
> > stick pig were so scared!
> > But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend.
A
few
> > minutes
> > passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove
up.
> > > >
> > > >Out came two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedoras.
These
huge
> > >pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and
beat the
> living
> > >shit out of him.
> >
> > Then, One of them pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf's
mouth.
> > Then they left the wolf dead, got back into their limo and
drove
off.
> > > >
> > > >The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed!!!
> > > >They asked the brick pig,"Who the hell were those guys?
> > > >
> > > >And the brick pig said Oh, those are my cousins...the
Guinea
Pigs |
