What is the joke that has as the punchline "You should have seen the other guy!"?
Bev, a pert, attractive college sophomore comes back from the weekend early and finds her beautiful, magnificently built, straight-A student, cheerleader and homecoming Queen roommate in bed with the ugliest, grossest man she had ever seen. He was hugely fat, had a face like a gargoyle, stank of cheap wine, smelled of stale nickel cigar smoke, and as he was leaving in a hurry, dressed in an orange Hawaiian shirt, faded pink leisure suit, and filthy holey red Keds, his "conversation" consisted mostly of grunts and profanity.
When he was gone, Bev turned to her roommate and said "what on earth were you in bed with him for?"
The roommate said "well, I was really needing to get laid tonight. I went down to the bar, and there were only two guys there."
But what on earth made you pick THAT one?
Hey, you should have seen the other guy. |